28 setembro 2009

Moby Dick's very, very short version (Melville died 118 years ago today)



Ishmael: Whaling’s cool.
Queequeg: Tattoos are cool.
Starbuck: Coffee’s cool.
Ahab: Fools! Stop yer philosophizin' and help me fight this fish.
Moby-Dick (rising from waves): Screw you, Pegleg!
All: At last! Some action!
Moby-Dick: [Crash! Chomp! Blow!]
All: Aaargh!
Ishmael (later, alone, clinging to wreckage): Whaling’s cool . . .

TimesOnline

This because that Kazakh filmmaker wants to remake Moby Dick, 'cause of special effects and all... Fine by me :)

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