"The problem with children's books," - comic Jay Leno says - "is that they just aren't funny. They all look like Laura Ashley illustrations with one word and a boring moral at the end." Leno's book is based on a true story from his childhood, when young Jay accidentally melted his plastic comb into a roast beef at a family barbecue. "There's no real moral other than don't stick your comb in roast beef," he says.