Flashforward - gained in (the Portuguese) translation ;)

I won't post my translation here because it's under wraps ;) but you can guess as to the final snickering for Portuguese...

«But we got the Higgs! Don't you see? Not only does this confirm the electroweak theory, it proves the existence of the Higgs field. We now know what causes objects -- you, me, this table, this planet -- to have mass. The Higgs boson carries a fundamental field that endows elementary particles with mass -- and we've confirmed its existence!"
"No one cares about a boson," said the reporter. "People can't even say the word without snickering.»