Unfortunate Piñata Fillings:

Whiskers
9-volt batteries
Armed Greeks
The unabridged OED
Bus schedules
Throwing stars
Newports (menthol)
Refrigerator magnets in the shapes of states
Styrofoam peanuts
Tear gas
Flightless birds
Torpor

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