"We want things! Give us things! Big things! Expensive things!
We want this! And that! We want all of this, only fuckin' bigger...
Especially those! This has to be smaller too!
We demand a share in this, and most of that, some of this, and fuckin' all of that!
Less of that, and more of this, and fuckin' plenty of that!
And another thing - we want it fuckin' now!
We want it yesterday, and we want fuckin' more tomorrow!
And the demands will all be fuckin' changed then, so fuckin' stay awake!"
Billy Connolly on Women
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[thanx to Marc, a huge fan :-D