Chocolate for Easter

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Dear oh dear. It is possible to read at the same time as eating chocolate, you know.

How well do you know the literature of chocolate?

Easter being the traditional religious festival of chocolate, we are honouring this holiest of confections with a chocolate-coated literary quiz. Find out how greedy a reader you are by answering the following questions

		Which very popular book of recent years culminates in the depiction of a grand Festival du Chocolat on Easter weekend?
			A Year in Provence
			Trainspotting
			Chocolat
			Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
		Charlie Buckett, the young hero of Roald Dahl's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, finds his ticket to visit the home of his favourite confectionery in the wrapper of which of these products?
			Wonka's Super-rich Cocoa Fantasias With Crispy Crumb
			Wonka's Double Chocolate Jeopardy Bars
			Wonka's Whipple-Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delights
			Wonka's Treble Trouble Toffeechock Taste Ticklers
		The hugely popular magical realist story of forbidden love and fancy food, Like Water for Chocolate, was written by
			Laura Esquivel
			Barbara Cartland
			Mario Vargas Llosa
			Isabel Allende
		The Marquis de Sade is reputed to have induced the kind of degenerate orgy of which he was so fond by lacing his guests' chocolate bonbons with
			Oyster sauce
			Ground goat's horn
			Rohipnol
			Spanish fly
		Not entirely surprisingly, chocolate makes a fair few appearances in chick lit. The blurb for one recent example summarises the plot thus: "Four very different women with one thing in common: they can't resist chocolate ... They meet in their sanctuary, Chocolate Heaven, as often as they can, and with a cheating boyfriend who promises he'll change, a flirtatious boss, a gambling husband and a loveless marriage, there's always plenty to discuss!"
			Love Galaxy
			The Chocolate Lovers' Club
			Terry's Place
			Cocoa Before Bedtime
		The sequel, published last year, is called
			The Cocoa Cure
			Hershey Kisses
			Journey to Mars
			The Chocolate Lovers' Diet
		"What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead." Whose unusual perspective on warfare is this?
			Ernest Hemingway
			George Bernard Shaw
			Christopher Isherwood
			Evelyn Waugh
		Cooking with Fernet Branca by James Hamilton Paterson makes a feature of some very unusual recipes. Which of these delectable dishes appear?
			Spam au chocolat
			Cocoa Leekie pie
			Hot spiced chocolate noodles
			Mussels in chocolate
		"... some kind of record seemed vital/I knew it wouldn't be much of a poem / But I loved the title" is an excerpt from which poem?
			My Heart is ChicChock Chipped by Paul Muldoon
			Making Cocoa for Kingsley Amis by Wendy Cope
			Dreams of White Chocolate by Pam Ayres
			When Squirrels Danced With Chocolate Women by André Breton
		"In fumes of burning chocolate shall glow/ And tremble at the sea that froths below!" A possible early inspiration for today's "death by chocolate" puddings, these lines are from which poem?
			The Rape of the Lock by Alexander Pope
			Paradise Lost by John Milton
			Venus and Adonis by William Shakespeare
			The Book of Thel by William Blake