12 julho 2010

You know you've been watching too much Spartacus: Blood and Sand when...

- You reply "Yes, Dominus" with downcast eyes when your manager asks you to do something.

- "By Jupiters Cock !" becomes your standard curse.

- You expect colleagues to slip you a few coins in exchange for information.

- Bloody murder seems like an appropriate way to settle an office conflict.

- You inform your friends and family that if they have any complaints about your activities, they can take it up with your cock.

- You spend an inordinate amount of time trying to convince your friends that you watch it for the pseudo-Shakespearean dialogue and not for the sex and gore.

- You blame the gods for all your misfortunes and think that your being sodomized by them.

- You're on Spartacus's IMDB forum.

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