«(I'm waiting in line behind a woman speaking on her cellphone in another language. Ahead of her is a white man. After the woman hangs up, he speaks up.)
Man: I didn't want to say anything while you were on the phone, but you're in America now. You need to speak English.
Woman: Excuse me?
Man: *very slow* If you want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. In America, we speak English.
Woman: Sir, I was speaking Navajo. If you want to speak English, go back to England.