Sword after quenching: I'm so wet.
Blacksmith: *sheds one silent tear*
Blacksmith: *runs finger along edge to test sharpness*
Sword: oh yiissss
Blacksmith: God damn it…. *sighs in resignation*
*Blacksmith takes out whetstone*
Sword - "There's no safe word, daddy."
Swordman: *draws the sword*
Sword: Draw me like one of your French girls.
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