Literary Foreshadowing, or the Art of Wrong Hands by John Atkinson
Mensagens
Legend of the Sword
Sword after quenching: I'm so wet. Blacksmith: *sheds one silent tear* Blacksmith: *runs finger along edge to test sharpness* Sword: oh yiissss Blacksmith: God damn it…. *sighs in resignation* *Blacksmith takes out whetstone* Sword - "There's no safe word, daddy." Swordman: *draws the sword* Sword: Draw me like one of your French girls.